Promoting Blondes.

There's sort of a big event happening here in the lobby of the theater. We're expecting a couple hundred people to come in and preview the next shows for our four resident theater companies.

To give the event some razzle dazzle, our promotions and event girl, who is a sexy, trim little blonde girl, has invited local businesses and a couple booze companies to set up tables in our space and introduce our patrons to their wares. A vodka company. A dating service. A real estate company. Two different bars. Three different restaurants.

The girl who is currently setting out decanters for the vodka company on their table is a sexy little blonde girl.

The real estate agent who is neatly arranging her tri-fold booklets is a sexy little blonde girl.

The two girls who are setting up their joint table for two bars in the area are both sexy little blonde girls.

The guy from the burger joint, who is carefully slicing burgers into samples is explaining what he wants done tonight to the person who is going to man the table, while he cooks and brings food over to our lobby. She is, as you can guess, a sexy little blonde girl.

If any of these flaxen-haired beauties have noticed the pattern, they haven't commented about it. Everyone is too busy setting things up and carefully arranging their wares.

But from my vantage point as the guy in the box office with a view of the entire lobby through two separate worlds, I can see what's going on here. Promotions, whether it's for theater, vodka or real estate, is a game for the sexy, little blondes of the world. As world-class athletes gravitate to their chosen sport and nerds gravitate to comics and role-playing, so to do the blondes of the world attract to the sport of smiling, looking pretty and attracting attention to their products - which they're HAPPY to TELL YOU ALL ABOUT if you like and HERE would you like to TRY A SAMPLE or TAKE A BOOKLET? And GOSH, isn't this all JUST a lot of FUN?!?